Dear Spammers, when you post on my page that “I CAME ACROSS YOUR PAGE AND NOTICED IT IS IN NEED OF MORE CURRENT CONTENT” You are being a rude asshole and are no longer being considered for the position for which you are applying!

Please stay the fuck off my page. Besides that, while you claim to be such talented writers and would be happy to write creative content for my website, you all have the exact same pitch!

1. I came upon your site and noticed it is lacking in content. Writing is time consuming and that’s where I come in.

2. I came upon your site and noticed you’re not getting the traffic you could be getting! Blah, blah, Blah, Bl-blah.

Next one of you spam-sucking parasites try to post on my wall just how talented of a website writer you are,

LEAVE A FEW AMISH JOKES YOU SCRAPPLE-SUCKING-MASTURBATING-MENNONITES!