Apparently somebody really hated my show and was very upset about their $10 investment in their entertainment for the night, did not fully live up to the expectations you have when you spring $10 for a ticket to see LIVE COMEDY! He posted on my fan page, a solid month after the show
that HE DIDN’T FEEL PROPERLY WARNED ABOUT MY X-RATED SHOW!
THERE ARE NO SEX ACTS IN MY SHOW. I MAKE SURE MY SUSPENDERS ARE TIGHT ENOUGH SO THAT MY THING DOESN’T FALL OUT!

❌-RATED? No Fuck’n way!
I have X-Rated films and NONE OF THEM FEATURED AN AMISHMAN IN A BLACK HAT CURSING ABOUT IPHONES!

I DO NOT ACCEPT THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ATTENDEES OF MY SHOWS FOR THEM NOT DOING THEIR OWN GOOGLE AS TO WHAT MY SHOW IS PRIOR TO PURCHASING A TICKET!
THE CONTENT OF MY SHOW IS NOT A SECRET!
GOOGLE ME! GOOGLE WHATEVER YOUR GOING TO SEE ENTERTAINMENT WISE UNLESS YOU LIKE SURPRISES.
YOU CAN EASILY FIND OUT IF SOMETHING YOUR GOING TO SEE IS A HORROR MOVIE OR A BALLET.
THERE IS DRACULA THE MOVIE AND THERE IS ALSO, DRACULA THE BALLET.
IF YOU GO TO SEE SALEM’S LOT AT THE DRIVE IN, YOU SHOULDN’T THROW A HISSY FIT CAUSE THERE WEREN’T ANY BALLET DANCERS!

Entertainment is subjective. I see a lot of theater. A lot of concerts. Some of it sucks. I HAVE ALWAYS USED THE TEN BLOCK RULE! You don’t bash any live performance within ten blocks of the theater. And you really should only bash it in the privacy of your ride home!

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SEEING SOMETHING THAT IS THE WORST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN AND LAUGHING ABOUT IT FOREVER.

“REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO SEE JEKYL AND HYDE ON THE BOARDWALK
AND THE DR JEKYL LOOKED LIKE EBB FROM GREEN ACRES AND HE DRANK THE POTION AND MAGICALLY TRANSFORMED INTO EBB FROM GREEN ACRES?
THEN YOU LAUGH ABOUT IT. SEEING THE “WORST” THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN SHOULD NEVER STAY WITH YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY AS SOME HORRIBLE VIOLATION OF YOUR VERY BEING THAT YOU’LL NEVER RECOVER FROM.
IF YOU SAW MY SHOW A MONTH AGO AND YOU FEEL VIOLATED, YOU SHOULD SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP. BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OCD MOTHER FUCKER.
“PASS ME THE FUCK’N SALT” “ STOP YOUR FUCKN CURSING” YOU JUST FUCK’N CURSED TOO! IT’S NOT MY FUCK’N FAULT! EVER SINCE WE SAW THAT FUCK’N AMISHCOMIC WE CAN’T STOP FUCK’N. CURSING” “ WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?” CALL OUR FUCK’N THERAPIST”

Entertainment, like food and drink, is subjective. If you order a specialty drink at a distillery, like the SOUR TOE COCKTAIL and you hate it, it’s probably because you don’t like that particular combination of flavors that combine to taste LIKE A SOUR TOE.
YOU DON’T GO ON THEIR FAN PAGE AND SAY “ THAT BARTENDER IS X- RATED! I FEEL VIOLATED! IT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING EVER! NOBODY WARNED ME”

Folks, you’re all grown up. Take responsibility for the entertainment and drink choices you make. Unless you have a gambling spirit and like surprises, google it first to see if in fact my show will taste like a sour toe!

Peace,
Amishcomic